My Life as an Orange

Hello.
Ginger. 20. French/American. Country-hopping. Currently residing in the wonderful city of Paris. Was living in Oxford for a bit. Always a New Yorker.
This is basically only Sherlock, but contains liberal amounts of SuperWhoLock, X-Men, Harry Potter, and Merlin.
Seriously, So. Much. Sherlock. And Johnlock. You were warned.
Often NSFW as well.
Enjoy!

PSA
Also if you wanted me to respond to a message privately (if not obvious from the content--please tell me!)


20
Oct

bropakpro:

touch-my-cuboner:

zecretary:

zecretary:

the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings

It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.

lmao there it is 


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20
Oct
tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one


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20
Oct

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20
Oct

grue-in-a-tardis:

ohellohara:

pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

grue-in-a-tardis
us when we get spiritually married

Yep!!


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20
Oct
thebritishteapot:




(x)

thebritishteapot:

image

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(x)


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20
Oct
obviouslybenhughes:

jenniferrpovey:

jumpingjacktrash:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Senegal, Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Sudan, Eritrea, Ethiopia, and Djibouti. Those are the countries. It will be drought-resistant species, mostly acacias. And this is a fucking brilliant idea you have no idea oh my Christ
This will create so many jobs and regenerate so many communities and aaaaaahhhhhhh

more info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall
it’s already happening, and already having positive effects. this is wonderful, why have i not heard of this before? i’m so happy!

Oh yes, acacia trees.
They fix nitrogen and improve soil quality.
And, to make things fun, the species they’re using practices “reverse leaf phenology.” The trees go dormant in the rainy season and then grow their leaves again in the dry season. This means you can plant crops under the trees, in that nitrogen-rich soil, and the trees don’t compete for light because they don’t have any leaves on.
And then in the dry season, you harvest the leaves and feed them to your cows.
Crops grown under acacia trees have better yield than those grown without them. Considerably better.
So, this isn’t just about stopping the advancement of the Sahara - it’s also about improving food security for the entire sub-Saharan belt and possibly reclaiming some of the desert as productive land.
Of course, before the “green revolution,” the farmers knew to plant acacia trees - it’s a traditional practice that they were convinced to abandon in favor of “more reliable” artificial fertilizers (that caused soil degradation, soil erosion, etc).
This is why you listen to the people who, you know, have lived with and on land for centuries.

THIS is an incredible display of human knowledge and ingenuity.

obviouslybenhughes:

jenniferrpovey:

jumpingjacktrash:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Senegal, Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Sudan, Eritrea, Ethiopia, and Djibouti. Those are the countries. It will be drought-resistant species, mostly acacias. And this is a fucking brilliant idea you have no idea oh my Christ

This will create so many jobs and regenerate so many communities and aaaaaahhhhhhh

more info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall

it’s already happening, and already having positive effects. this is wonderful, why have i not heard of this before? i’m so happy!

Oh yes, acacia trees.

They fix nitrogen and improve soil quality.

And, to make things fun, the species they’re using practices “reverse leaf phenology.” The trees go dormant in the rainy season and then grow their leaves again in the dry season. This means you can plant crops under the trees, in that nitrogen-rich soil, and the trees don’t compete for light because they don’t have any leaves on.

And then in the dry season, you harvest the leaves and feed them to your cows.

Crops grown under acacia trees have better yield than those grown without them. Considerably better.

So, this isn’t just about stopping the advancement of the Sahara - it’s also about improving food security for the entire sub-Saharan belt and possibly reclaiming some of the desert as productive land.

Of course, before the “green revolution,” the farmers knew to plant acacia trees - it’s a traditional practice that they were convinced to abandon in favor of “more reliable” artificial fertilizers (that caused soil degradation, soil erosion, etc).

This is why you listen to the people who, you know, have lived with and on land for centuries.

THIS is an incredible display of human knowledge and ingenuity.


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20
Oct
puppybrateren:

Pichu got her own Levi-cosplay.

puppybrateren:

Pichu got her own Levi-cosplay.


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20
Oct

onlylolgifs:

How I fry my food


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20
Oct

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20
Oct

writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation


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20
Oct

twentyoneskeletonpilots:

batsyandmrj:

There’s thousands of notes on posts about how unfair it is that there isn’t a wonder woman movie and now that its been officially announced nobody is talking about it?

Like Can I get at least a hell yeah?

It’s almost like people really didn’t want a Wonder Woman movie They just wanted to complain about there not being one


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20
Oct
spoopystationmanagement:

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe

spoopystationmanagement:

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe


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20
Oct

So, a guy asks me out on what would be my first ever date

I can’t decide if I really want to do it so I wait a week to contact him

Then, the weekend we’re supposed to meet he gets sick…

A week later I hear back from him, but my phone is broken

Now I finally have gotten hold of a phone and have given him my email…

WHY CAN’T IT BE EASY

????

20
Oct

Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

ashiecrackerr:

themaskednegro:

image

Its so beautiful


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20
Oct

annaxbeth:

smashedthegnomie:

That last gif….

Bill. Fucking. Nye.

Can’t go wrong with him. He is the shit.


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