benedict cyanide, bi, 16, luvs ALL music except for pop, rap and country
my fave bands are bvb, mcr, and slipknot
i dont take shit from anyone, im my own person, and i dont take any fukin hate
dont ask me how i do my hair
message if you want f4f
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
Basic plot of every Star Trek episode:
Kirk: I’m gonna go do the thing
Spock: It is illogical to go do the thing
McCoy: Goddammit Spock stop being so—
Spock: *insert sass here*
McCoy: *insert more sass here*
Kirk: *goes and does the thing*
Spock and McCoy: *still sassin around*
Chekov: *explains how sass was invented in Russia*
Sulu: *sass engaged at warp speed*
Scotty: THE SHIP CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE SASS CAPTAIN.
[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]
BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
monsieurlestrade reblogged your post: Uh, could the Martin/Benedict vlog brothers sign…
Martin wasn’t doing Star Trek hands. Check Tupac for the sign he is making. MARTIN IS THE MAN!!!
people rant about teenage characters being portrayed by grown up actors but i’d like to know how exactly did this happen that 65 years old alan rickman played 38 years old severus snape
HE’S 65 YEARS OLD?
omg yes the nerdfighter thing is getting annoying. thats how benedict ALWAYS does the hand thing bless his heart he doesnt know any better. why did everyone just now notice he did it wrong?
Bless you for responding so quickly, anon!
I KNOW! It’s as though everyone forgets he’s now a big Star Trek star.
guys, I know it would be amazing if he watched Vlog Brothers, but lets just all calm down, okay? He’s just useless at Star Trek. Why don’t we focus on how cute that is?
honestly, I’ve never understood people who had trouble making the Spock sign, but that’s just me.
I would answer that fucking door so fucking fast that space time would bend around me just slightly
- mike wazowski voice: puT YOUR SHITTY OPINION BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME